Patagonian Lullaby
Entry for 2017-11-18


It floated in, one snowflake at a time:
Antarctica. Who could object?
A snowflake, rising lightly into place
against the unattended belly of one's world.
One at a time, ice crystals interlace
a patternless quilt, three thousand miles across
and four miles high, weighing down the crust
until it groans, a deep sagging bedrock,
suppressing for a time unvented furnaces
beneath. And then, one day, one snowflake
crosses an invisible line, one flake too many
floats featherlike upon the scene,
and penguins learn to fly


Sorry, Wrong Numbers
Entry for 2017-11-16


Excerpted from Don't Buy the Numbers (filed under "Articles")
Most of the numbers in the world are wrong and always have been. Government agencies ceaselessly and shamelessly revise their figures. Scientists and engineers "refine" theirs. Economists "massage" their data and finally turn the charts upside-down or sideways to make the numbers match reality. Banks are never wrong, of course, but tellers are always short. Make one tiny mistake in your checkbook and every number from then on is wrong. Let your watch get one minute fast and it will tell you a lie a minute -- 1,440 wrong numbers in the next 24 hours.
When was it any different? Eratosthenes deduced the circumference of the earth, missed it by 3,880 miles, and everyone had wrong numbers for the size of the planet for the next 1,800 years. Then French astronomer Jean Picard calculated a more accurate measurement, which was also wrong but close enough for Isaac Newton to use in figuring out the wrong numbers for gravitational attraction of the planets.
I once heard a physics professor explain how small a molecule is. He said if the molecules on the head of a pin were each enlarged to a grain of sand, there would be enough sand to fill a three-foot by three-foot ditch from New York to San Francisco. Sure. If you had performed that calculation and your ditch stretched from New York to, say, Yuba City ... wouldn't you be tempted to fudge a few miles to the coast?


There's the Bell
Entry for 2017-11-12


Things appear for reasons.
Reasons appear for things.

The ring announces there's a bell,
so there's a bell. And sure as hell,
if there is a bell... it rings

It's a call to mate or to salivate
or to fold with a pair of kings.
To the ding-ding jingling clang or gong,
the trains pull out and the planes take wing,
the boxers box and the singers sing
and everyone sings along:
jingles for soap and for soda pop,
so the shippers ship and the shoppers shop.
It's all arranged at the stock exchange,
and you can't sit still for long.
 

2. Nature & Nurture

If cradle training taught you well,
you learned which bell's for you:
when you counted ribs or the bars on cribs,
noting nipples, inscribing bibs
with what was what and who was who,
learned on your fingers the proper things
your own bell tells when you hear it ring,
how you go to hell if you hear the bell
and you don't know what to do.

But how, pray tell, do the ringers of bells
know when it's time to ring?

Well,

Things appear for reasons.
Reasons appear for things.
 

 
3. Listen to Reason

All effects have causes,
and causes have effects

From a primal pulse in the protostars
comes time and space and the Earth and Mars
and igneous rocks and pterosaurs
with a double helix (yin and yang)
for yeast, a beast, an orangutang.
In the order of things, you're next

But why are we here? Why you?
               Why not?
Why is there anything at all?
Was it in the news, who lit the fuse?
Did the markets crash after the fall?
 

4. Author, Author

Did Newton, Darwin, and Einstein know?
Did Archimedes hold the key?
They've hidden it well, what rings the bell,
               all sworn to secrecy.
In god we trust, if trust we must,
but what could it hurt to come out and tell?

William Blake, you're a perfect snake:
you promised us Plan B.
Forsaking science and mother church,
matter, reason, the law, and hell,
you heard god's voice, you say?
Saw souls, saw angels in a tree,
and prophesied a glorious day
---which never dawned. You heard your bell,
and Tiger, Tiger slunk away
 

5. Time Out

Through numbers and names and ritual flames,
through wizards, prophets, and seers,
through the ivied halls and Jericho's walls,
we look for the rules beneath the game
and the fools beneath the gears

Our answers are right, all right. We know.
The questions are wrong, that's all.
And the bells are tricks. We're not so thick,
just slow. We need more time

If instead of apes we had come from grapes,
we wouldn't just yet be wine


Little Guy
Entry for 2017-11-10


NOBODY LIKES TO THROW UP COMPARATIVES

Assuming that Cain and Abel were about the same height (four cubits or so), the great sports debate over the "little man" versus the "big man" probably began with David and Goliath, just as everyone says it did. It has continued ever since, both in fact and in legend: Beowulf vs. the giant, slobbering Grendel; Jack the Giant Killer fighting all those big, fierce monsters; Tom Thumb, who was eaten and later released by a large bird; and little Captain Ahab chasing big Moby Dick.

The little-versus-big battles in sports continue to fascinate. Fans watch with "mesmer eyes" as a wrestling behemoth pummels his smaller opponent, then they cheer wildly as the little man leaps high in the air and lands on the big man's toe. The fans are simply responding to an urge that is deeply rooted in Mother Nature, so they can be excused.

Less easily excused are the "big name" sports writers who keep stirring up this controversy. Their questions are always the same ("Is there room for the little man in basketball?" or "Is there a place for the little guy in football?" or "Is Roller Derby any place for the little woman?"); and their answer is always the same: "A good big man can beat a good little man at anything."

But haven't they forgotten Paulino Uzcudun? Paulino fought big Harry Wills when Jack Dempsey wouldn't. At upwards of six-feet-seven-and-one-half inches, Wills was one of the largest people by that name in the history of sock or of any sport; larger perhaps than Helen Wills and Maury Wills combined.

Wills was cocky because Uzcudun was so small by comparison, but he forgot that a little guy growing up in a tough neighborhood learns to fight early, especially if his name is something like Paulino Uzcudun. When they finally stood toe-to-tiptoe, Uzcudun reached up and knocked out the giant Wills while the world stood agape.

Nor was plucky Paulino the only one. There was "Little Mo" Connolly, Peewee Reese, little Phil Rizzuto, tiny Wake Forest, Bantam Ben Hogan, and Bitsy Grant. And there was Tiny Tim Mulcheusen, who would have won the 440 at the 1932 Olympics by thirty meters, had he been tall enough to reach up and break the finish-line tape. Who can forget the picture of Tiny Tim jumping up and down in helpless rage while the other runners thundered past him?

I think that sportswriters who downgrade the little man are merely confused by their own daily doings. It's common knowledge that after a game or a knockout, the writers run to a phone booth to call in the story. A good big writer generally beats a good little writer to the booth. But mark my words, the day will come when some tiny little writer with a lot of "heart" is going to get there first and grab the phone from under the noses of some of the literary giants of our time.



Pest Control
Entry for 2017-11-08


Science has done it again
           ho hum
Chemists financed by
           pe-tro-le-um
vital-progress-energy-force
benefactor-make-things-run
whatever-the-work-there-is-to-be-done
           da-dum

Ingenious devils found
           a way
to kill mosquitoes still
           larvae
Over the ponds where breeds disease
substance derived from pe-tro-le-um
spreads a thin though lethal scum
           hoo ray

All those pupa tubes
           like hair
raised in swamps to suck
           our air
Out of the ground comes sour crude
refined from eons in the bog
Breathes there a tube that this can't clog?
           La guerre!

Derricks throng the sea
           and seethe
filling tankers, spilling
           wreathes
of riches, black from the hand of man
Over the ocean spreads the scum,
wonder wrought by pe-tro-le-um
           Now breathe